Total Medals Earned: 890 (From 147 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,920 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (60/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 4/10 (55/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Save yourself from falling ten times
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/215 points)
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Complete levels 1 to 5
Complete levels 6 to 10
Play freestyler mode
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 16 to 20
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/5 (95/195 points)
Embrace all the colours.
Disable the bots to take back your freedom.
Add the final touch.
Interact with everything.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 10/12 (175/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Manage to trap yourself
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 4/22 (20/140 points)
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.
Medals Earned: 8/14 (165/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.